My younger sister Kyu (pronounced Q) loves corny jokes (the cornier, the better) so one of her friend’s, Allacyn, intermittently sends her cheesy pick up lines. I have to say guys (or the girls creating them) are getting a lot more creative these days. As cheesy as they may be, I prefer these pick up lines any day to guys who think it’s okay to come up to me and simply stare or say things like, “Let me guess what kind of Asian you are.”
- Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower? Because dam.
- Is your father a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb.
- Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
- Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’m searching for.
- Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine.
- Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
- Is that a keg in your pants? Because I wanna tap dat ass.
- Are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad ass up.
- Are you from Korea? Because I think you’re my Seoulmate.
- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
I'm realizing now that the majority of these are centered around ass observations.